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ɤrendarin
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One day Satan challenged Jesus to a typingcontest, to see who was a faster typer.
Once the contest began you could hear the tickety-tack from heaven to earth to hell, with an echo. This went on for days until, nearing the end of the time limit (of one week, where they would rest on the last day) there was a massive power failure!
After rebooting Satan saw that everything that he had typed from The Satanic Curses, to 1000000001 Absolutely Naughty Things To Do, to Harry Potter was deleted and totally unrecoverable! He looked over and saw Jesus happily continuing The Brand Newest Testament, The Only Thing You Need to Understand to be Happy, and plethora other books.
Satan shouted, "That's unfair! Why did all my works get deleted by the power failure?"
God looked in and said to him, "Well, Jesus Saves."
Once the contest began you could hear the tickety-tack from heaven to earth to hell, with an echo. This went on for days until, nearing the end of the time limit (of one week, where they would rest on the last day) there was a massive power failure!
After rebooting Satan saw that everything that he had typed from The Satanic Curses, to 1000000001 Absolutely Naughty Things To Do, to Harry Potter was deleted and totally unrecoverable! He looked over and saw Jesus happily continuing The Brand Newest Testament, The Only Thing You Need to Understand to be Happy, and plethora other books.
Satan shouted, "That's unfair! Why did all my works get deleted by the power failure?"
God looked in and said to him, "Well, Jesus Saves."
11.16.07 2:21 pm
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