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ӝTheHalcyon

Pirate Cap'n, Reckless Thinker, Riot Mother

Well it only makes sense. Once all the media hype dies down from his disbarment, he'll have no platform on which to scream and shout about how "evil" video games are. It's the only logical -- or illogical -- thing left for him to do! After all, we all know he's not going to just give up on his crusade. He's got John Walsh syndrome, only with a much, MUCH less noble cause!

Do you ever get the idea that maybe this guy had a bad dream as a child about being ass-raped with an Atari joy-stick? Maybe someone should look into the idea of re-experience therapy for Dear Old Uncle Jack....

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07.16.08 10:24 pm
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    ɤWeapongod

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    According to ED, he was molested by a Sega Genesis at a young age, I do believe. That might explain something, but I don't know for sure. :P
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    07.16.08 11:44 pm
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      ӝTheHalcyon

      Pirate Cap'n, Reckless Thinker, Riot Mother

      Yeah, at least the Atari would have played a game of Pong with him afterward. I've heard that Genesis never even offered a reach-around or cab fare home to its victims. Probably a large contributor to the problem.
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      07.17.08 4:19 pm
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        ɤWeapongod

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        Yeah.... They still play grabass as far as I know though. I don't know if I'd want to know more than that though.
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        07.17.08 7:40 pm
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